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This is perfectly WTF, even with context.
Apr 4th, 2012quote
Here's how we are gonna steal that chimp.
Apr 4th, 2012quote
Meh, I've been at more irregular tabletop rpgs
Apr 4th, 2012quote
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Here's how we are gonna steal that chimp.

Why on earth would we want to steal a chimp?
Apr 4th, 2012quote
gentlemen this is all about blow
Apr 5th, 2012quote
There's enough in its stomach to insult Mexico.
Apr 5th, 2012quote
Now the chimp is guarded by Todd Mcgovern, he's a greasy shyster but I know just how to stop him.
Apr 5th, 2012 [OP]quote
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Here's how we are gonna steal that chimp.

Why on earth would we want to steal a chimp?

Gentlemen, this is all about blow. There's enough in his stomach to insult Mexico.
Apr 6th, 2012quote
How?
A thermonuclear device.
Apr 6th, 2012quote
Ugh, Fernando, let me give you some advice:
Apr 6th, 2012quote
Nothing aggravates a delicate situation much more than a massive detonation.
Apr 7th, 2012quote
No bombs Fernando.
Apr 7th, 2012quote
Then I guess it's Plan B...
Apr 7th, 2012quote
What's Plan B?

Hm, you'll see...
Apr 7th, 2012quote
Just tell me that it doesn't involve that crate of cobras.
Apr 8th, 2012quote
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Just tell me that it doesn't involve that crate of cobras.

*Shifty eyes*
Bah, plan B is weak as piss! Who the hell put you up to this?
Apr 8th, 2012quote
Just get me that chimp Fernando...
Apr 8th, 2012quote
Because if you do...
Apr 8th, 2012quote
There's another briefcase full of filthy drug money for you..

ZOOOOOOOOOH...
Apr 8th, 2012quote
Oh, hello Fernando!
Apr 8th, 2012 [OP]quote
VICTORY DANCE
Apr 8th, 2012quote
Come on, damn it!
Apr 9th, 2012quote
*returns 2 days after my innitial lyric post* My work here is done.
Apr 9th, 2012quote


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